TRUE STORY. One day I was walking through the park with my dog as usually. Suddenly just 10 feet ahead of me a bottle of Crown Royal, with some good ole Canadian whiskey still inside, falls from a tree onto the grass. Then a squirrel runs down that tree and stands right next to it! After looking around for more animal party guests and the DJ with no avail, I do the only reasonable thing I can think of. I open up the bottle and look at the now distanced squirrel and say, " There you go buddy, now you can really go nuts!"
Seems squirrels may need to deal with their own life lemons and butt kicking moments too. Cheers!